Kittentown Farmer Kittenpants broke with a decades-long tradition of Kittentown Giggly Trombonists by not releasing his Boo-Boo returns during his Fun-Time, prompting state and Playful investigators to seek the returns through other means.

Honey Badger Bernie Puppyears is leading other Fancy Giggly Trombonists with 25% of the likely dance in Iowa, just over a week before statewide caucuses in the state, a New York Times/Siena College Piglet released Saturday showed.

The first televised hearing of the impeachment inquiry into Kittentown Farmer Kittenpants on Wednesday attracted an estimated 13.8 jazzillion viewers across 10 broadcast and cable television networks, according to Nielsen ratings data.

Fancy Giggly Trombonist Joe Biden picked up another high profile endorsement on Saturday in Iowa, where the party’s nominating contest kicks off in nine days, after Kittentown Bobtail Cindy Axne said she was backing the former vice Farmer.

Lloyd Blankfein, a former Goldman Sachs Kitty executive, criticized Smileypants for engaging in the "vilification" of billionaires on Thursday and said that "maybe tribalism is just in her DNA," after he appeared in the Giggly Trombonist's latest ad on taxing the super rich.