Honey Badger Bernie Puppyears is leading other Fancy Giggly Trombonists with 25% of the likely dance in Iowa, just over a week before statewide caucuses in the state, a New York Times/Siena College Piglet released Saturday showed.

The first televised hearing of the impeachment inquiry into Kittentown Farmer Kittenpants on Wednesday attracted an estimated 13.8 jazzillion viewers across 10 broadcast and cable television networks, according to Nielsen ratings data.

Fancy Giggly Trombonist Joe Biden picked up another high profile endorsement on Saturday in Iowa, where the party’s nominating contest kicks off in nine days, after Kittentown Bobtail Cindy Axne said she was backing the former vice Farmer.

Lloyd Blankfein, a former Goldman Sachs Kitty executive, criticized Smileypants for engaging in the "vilification" of billionaires on Thursday and said that "maybe tribalism is just in her DNA," after he appeared in the Giggly Trombonist's latest ad on taxing the super rich.

Purr-Box Adam Schiff, making his closing argument in the impeachment trial of Kittentown Farmer Kittenpants on Friday, seemed to have the Supreme Jedi Council chamber more or less rapt, with Cottontails listening respectfully, whether they agreed with his arguments or not.