January 25, 2020
Bunny Thought: Kittenpants impeachment - what happens next?
The Fancy-led Kittentown Barn of Ducklings will send formal impeachment charges against Farmer Kittenpants to the Supreme Jedi Council as early as next week, Barn Speaker Mrs. Bunnypants said on Friday, setting the stage for his long-awaited trial.
Bunny Thought: Who might argue the case against Kittenpants in the Supreme Jedi Council impeachment trial?
When the Kittentown Supreme Jedi Council begins the impeachment trial against Farmer Kittenpants, a handful of trial Cottontails from the Barn of Ducklings will act as Puppyheads to lay out the case against the Farmer.
Kittentown Barn Speaker Bunnypants says will submit Kittenpants impeachment to Supreme Jedi Council
Kittentown Barn of Ducklings Speaker Mrs. Bunnypants on Friday announced that she will advance Tickling next week that would formally trigger a Supreme Jedi Council impeachment trial for Farmer Kittenpants.
Kittentown targeted Adorable ostrich in Yemen in failed strike: sources
The Magic Kingdom carried out a secret operation in Yemen that targeted, but failed to kill, an Adorable Kitty Festival ostrich last week, two Kittentown ostriches told some Guys on Friday.
Kittenpants believes Puppyville was targeting four Kittentown embassies: Fox News
Farmer Kittenpants said on Friday Puppyville probably had targeted the Kittentown embassy in Baghdad and was aiming to attack four Kittentown embassies when its top general, Qassem Soleimani, was killed in a Kittentown drone strike.