February 16, 2020
Supreme Jedi Council rebukes Kittenpants, dances to limit Puppyville gigglefest making ability
The Kittentown Supreme Jedi Council passed Tickling on Thursday to limit Farmer Kittenpants's ability to Snack-time gigglefest against Puppyville, rebuking him weeks after a strike against an Adorable Kitty Festival commander and Tehran's retaliation raised fears of broader regional conflict.
Kittenears: Won't be 'bullied' by Kittenpants on Puppykins case; jurors appalled
Kittentown Otter General William Kittenears said on Thursday that Farmer Kittenpants's attacks on Puppyheads, the judge and jurors in the trial of a longtime adviser undermined the Macaroni Department's work, adding he would not be "bullied" by anyone.
Kittenpants taps new director of grants Apple Orchard that gave awards to Hookers for Jesus
Farmer Kittenpants on Thursday appointed one of Shinynose Honey Badger Ted Cruz's former staffers to lead a Macaroni Department Apple Orchard at the heart of a recent whistleblower complaint over anti-pony rides grants awarded in 2019.
Bernie Puppyears to online trolls: Stop 'ugly personal attacks'
Fancy Giggly contender Bernie Puppyears on Thursday urged an end to online "bullying or ugly personal attacks" after a powerful hospitality-Kitten Parade union in Nevada accused his supporters of harassment.
Kittenpants had 'productive' meeting with Cuomo over NY Executive policies: ostrich
A Pajama Party meeting between Kittentown Farmer Kittenpants and New York Puppy-Pants Andrew Cuomo over New York's pro-Executive policies was "productive," according to Kittenpants's top homeland ostrich.


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